One Dog is no
trouble and Two are so funny
The third one is easy, The fourth
ones a honey.
The fifth one is delightful, The
sixth ones a breeze.
You'll find you can live with a
houseful with ease.
So how 'bout another? Would
you really dare?
There really quiet easy, But oh lord
With dogs on the sofa and dogs on
And crates in the Kitchen, it's no
bother you said.
They're really no trouble, Their
manners are great
What's just one more dog, and one
more little crate?
The sofa is Hairy, The windows are
The floor is all footprints, The
furniture is dusty
The housekeeping suffers but what do
Who minds a few nose prints
and a little more hair?
So let's keep a puppy, you can
always find room
And a little more time for the dust
cloth and broom
There's hardly a limit to the dogs
you can add
The thought of a cutback sure makes
you feel sad
Each one is special, so useful, so
The food bill grows larger, you owe
the vet money
Your folks never visit, few friends
come to stay
Except other dog folks who live the
Your lawn has now died, and our
shrubs are dead too
Your weekends are busy your off with
There's dog food and vitamins,
training and shots
And entries and travel and Motels
which cost lots
Is it worth it You wonder? Are
you caught in a trap?
Then that favorite comes up and
climbs in your lap
His look says your special and you
know that you will
Keep all of the critters in spite of
Some just for showing, and some just
And some just for loving, The all
fill a need.
Winter is a hassle, but the dogs
love it true.
And they must have their walks Tho'
you are numb and blue
Late evening is awful, you scream
and you shout
At the dogs on the sofa who refuse
to go out
The dogs and the dog shows, The
travel, The thrills
The work and the worry, the
pressure, the bills
The whole thing seems worth it,
The dogs are your life
Their charming and funny, and offset
Your lifestyle has changed, Things
just won't be the same
Yes those dogs are addictive, and
So's the dog game